The ENSIGHT Archive

Mark’s ENSIGHTS

Because spelling isn’t his strongest handicapping angle.

Mark Gelding
Today’s ENSIGHT
“I had every winner. Just carefully arranged on separate losing tickets like Ciaran.”
Confidence / Beverage Meter 🍺🍺🍺🍺☆☆
Mark’s Mood Call the mortgage company.

The ENSIGHT Archive

“I had a lock today... until the horses started running.”
“The favorite looked unbeatable, so naturally I bet against him.”
“I only bet gray horses. They look faster.”
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